Dear Mr. byeBarry:
It is I who will be making an "exit only" if you guys in here don't step it up and help my campaign. Just tell me what you think I could do to win. Running against the WORST president in the history of the world has not been the cakewalk we all thought it would be. I mean, geesh--what does a smart rich guy like me have to do to get elected against a non-citizen Muslim communist. It just should be easier, little buddy!