No, no you guys! It's me, Mittens! Really!
I've come here to rally my troops. I really need the help.
Unlike my opponent, I don't have time to watch football, because I'm really lagging in the polls. I will say, however, that I'm glad those replacement zebras are outta there, though. Leave officiating to the trained professionals and the union that.....oh...wait a minute...ummm