To all my dear, income tax paying, kind-hearted, educated, reasonable, thoughtful, intellectually sophisticated supporters here in this thread:
I'd like to thank you for all of your lukewarm support--especially the guy who is going to don a hazmat suit before voting for me--that really shows some entrepreneurial gumption! And, by the way, where does one purchase a hazmat suit? Way to keep the economy rolling!
But we need to work harder! After all, my opponent is a commie, a Muslim, a felon, is not a citizen, and is the WORST prez ever. Come on, you guys--why am I losing so badly? Step it up, little buddies!
Respectfully yours in bootstrapping,