KID: I broke this. Fix it.
MAN: Wow. You sure did a number on this. Might take a while.
KID: Fix it! FIX IT NOW!!
MAN: Okay, cranky-pants. Go get me a screwdriver, will you?
KID: Get it yourself. Besides, I hid it. Buried it, in fact.
MAN: Why would you do that? Now it’ll take longer.
KID: No, it won’t. And why isn’t it fixed yet?
MAN: You’re rather bossy for someone who breaks things.
KID: You’re stupid. A big dumb stupid-head. NOW FIX IT!!!
MAN: I don’t suppose you’d go fetch me some pliers? And some tape?
KID: You don’t need those things. You’re a grown-up. FIX IT!!!
MAN: (sighs) Without help or the proper tools, it will take far longer to do.
KID: HEY, EVERYBODY!! COME LOOK!! THIS GUY SUCKS!!
MAN: Going to ignore you now, spoiled brat.