Well, I'm listening to the President's acceptance speech, but I must have nodded off because all I'm hearing is platitudes and one-liners pandering to every group he apparently has on a check list. Of course, the crowd is going wild. Now it's over. He opened by saying he wasn't elected to tell us what we want to hear, then went on to do just that. As far as I can tell his plan is (1) re-elect me, (2) a miracle happens; (3) we all live happily ever after.