I called to report the third burglary of my tool shed in Phoenix and the police dispatcher asked "Do you know who did it?" My response caused him to choke a bit. I told him that if I knew who did it, they wouldn't be getting a call reporting a burglary, they'd be getting a call about a body being found in the desert. After the dispatcher recovered his composure, he told me that the calls were recorded and I shouldn't say things like that. I told him I wasn't worried, I'd use my shotgun so there wouldn't be any ballistics to tie it to me anyway.