And if he doesn't lose you get to see some fake revolutionary hicks in Virginia admit they weren't serious about revolt if Obama won again, that somebody just thought it would be nifty to put up an aggressive billboard that make up for a small schwanzstucker. Course if they were serious, we know how that went last time:
And if Obama doesn't lose all you fake Christians will be unhappy, but you can always burn some rock'n'roll cds to make yourself feel better. All you gun nuts can go on shooting rampages no matter who's president. All you Reaganites can offer a toast to the acting president who whimpered "Mr. Gorbachev..." blah blah while raising the debt.