So, I'm guessing here is how that conversation would go:
Vagina to Cervix, "Hey, we've got some tightening going on and lack of lubrication and foreplay. Shut the girls down, send!"
Ovary one: "De-activate egg release,unit two-- security breach! Send."
Ovary two: Too late, idiot! It was my turn to ovulate this month and *someone* forgot to tell me that forcible intercourse does not stop the human body from acting the way it was intended!!"
That God, he's such a kidder, hey?