Here is a great commercial: The Great Obama, may his name be praised, and Michelle are going out to a political event, and they are talking to their two girls. The Great Obama, may his name be praised: You mother and I are going out, so you know what that means. Girls: Yes, Crazy Uncle Joe is coming over to "babysit" The Great Obama, may his name be praised: Who is in charge? Girls: We are, but we have to pretend he is The Great Obama, may his name be praised: Very good. And what is the most important rule? Girls: Don't let him near any reporters. The Great Obama, may his name be praised: Very good. And keep away from any blunt objects. One more accidental blow to the head, and who knows what will happen.