Yet another list. Townhallies would be lost if their columns where not written in point form, preferably with the total in base 5 so they can keep track with their fingers. I'll risk mass confusion and add a few:
6) I still can't buy a laser guided nuclear warhead. This seems terribly unfair. At the very least I should be allowed to acquire a surface to air missile in case any of those unmanned Obama drones should come my way.
7) It's morally wrong to tax inheritance. Once a family becomes rich, it should remain so for eternity. You know, kinda like the royals.
8) If you're dumb enough to be born with a pre-existing condition, quite frankly, you deserve to die. After you bankrupt your family of course from medical bills.