The author is blind to his own cluelessness:
" Tiger Woods and his nutjob wife, Elin, lived down the street until their marriage crumbled. When word got out during Thanksgiving weekend 2009that the golfing great had crashed his SUV into a tree, Jackie raced to the scene of the accident and took some photos. “She sold one to TMZ for $400,” Elin Woods displayed more class during her tragedy than "the Queen of Versaille" could possibly muster! Who takes pictures of their neighbors and sells them to a gossip magazine?