George...everything (everything) is worse than four years ago. Well, except for the new soccer field at Gitmo.
We need you to go on and on about the tax returns of politicians. Fabricate some torchured, stupid reason why Pelosi and Reid returns aren't important but two years of Romney's aren't enough.
Whenever any animal says 'unemployment' or 'debt' or 'foreclosure' or 'wellfare' or 'deficit'...we need you to bleat "tax returns, tax returns".
If anyone says 'Tea Party', you say 'racists'. For all other responses you need only blurt 'BUSH!'.
OK, now Sit George! ....Stay! ...Say; "four legs good, two legs better"
That's a good boy.