You just don't know or understand Christianity or Christians. Ever hear of the Last Supper. The drink of the night was good red wine. Everyone drank some. Paul said to drink a glass a day for your health's sake. You are mistaking us Christians for the Muslims. They don't allow people to drink, we drink within reason. Even the middle Ages the monks were allowed to drink !
As for condoms how about showing some optimism and buying your own?