Dear Mayor Bloomberg,
I gladly accept your proposal that Police Officers not protect the people until strict gun control laws are enacted. This means that I will now be free to drive without wearing a seatbelt, carry as many guns in my vehicle as I need, and I won't have to worry about speeding while I'm cruising in my car drinking my 20oz soft drink. If someone elects to break into my home, I will be able to defend myself without calling the police and bury their sorry carcass in my front yard with a tombstone that says, "Homeowner 1, Criminal -6 feet under. I'll be able to stop paying taxes, all of them. No sales tax, real estate tax, gasoline tax, income tax, etc. This is a great idea Mayor Bloomberg.