ATTENTION! - a message from the President
Many of you are disappointed that I have not healed the Planet yet.
Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Storms, Floods, heat waves and wild fires have hit all over America, but I will soon 'Pivot' my focus from 'Funding' companies like Solyndra and and sending tax money to HAMAS, to healing the Planet.
I and my staff did not realize how bad George Bush had damaged the Weather and it will take longer than we first thought.
Although the right wing 'Racist' thugs have criticized me for too many vacations and golf outings, I was really out in the climate assessing the damage to our weather that Bush caused.
When I am re-elected History will record - I am the one the World was waiting for.