John, your article may have saved me a huge cost and waste of time in medical diagnostic testing I was about to put myself through. You have already provided me so much relief in knowing what I have been so concerned about over the past few years may in fact not be a physical or mental ailment I was suffering.
For you see, any time I've listened to Barack Obutthole speak, I truly have started believing I suffer from some kind of auditory dyslexia. Because the words I personally hear coming out of his mouth always seem to translate 180 degrees opposite of what is actually happening in the world today.
I am so relieved that I can now begin canceling all those doctors appointments I had set up. I'm cured! Thanks John.