Dear Mike, I hope the GAYstapo do not get their hopes up with my use of the word, "Dear." It is just how I was raised. I am an army vet of 29 years and am used to acronyms like SWAG (scientific wild assed guess) and REMF (rear area MF), but the newest gay acronym is just too bulky to catch on with anyone except a fellow deviate. Kindly assist the weirdos on your campus in assigning a less burdensome acronym to their collective whining. I even have a suggestion: IBO (I bend over.) It does not cover the increasingly broader front of deviants, but it certainly represents those who started all of this by "bending over." I am sure that the prisons are full of folks who could rally around this battle cry.