Humanity hates you.
For my own personal taste, Roger Ebert's reviews are most reliable, but not always. I loved "Galaxy Quest," for instance, but Ebert didn't care for it.
I'll add this, Sgt. I'm probably 30 years older than the target audience of "Ted," but I still enjoyed it and thought it was funny. I wouldn't go with me Mum or with children, though.
Best to you.