I have never 'slept around', I have ALSO never been pregnant! Wow, it works! Now if only we can get librals to pull their head out of.... all those unsanitary places they like to stick them to try it.
"Mr. Gould dose not belive that being perfectly good in all respects would make a man merry."
"No, said Gould, with an unusual and convincing gravity; "I do not belive that being perfectly good in all respects would make a man merry."
"Well," said Michael quietly, "will you tell me one thing? Which of us has ever tried it?"
- Manalive, G K Chesterton