I have a partner. Len is 76 years old and we are friends. We have to be careful though. By saying we are partners, people assume that since we are both men, we are committed to each other. But we are not. You see, we are business partners, not life partners and as business partners we are losing our rights to hire who is the best, to determine if we want to offer health insurance and even to get equal treatment for bank loans. You see we are both evil, selfish white males and others are more equal than us.