Manure spreader for sale, cheap.
Approximately 50 years old, price $1,
Thought to have been delivered first in Africa, but may have been delivered in America.
Has been spreading manure for the last 50 years with varying levels of success.
Fueled by junk food,
Can be found presently on the grounds of the White House, taking up valuable space in the oval office,
Can be delivered to you anytime after third monday in January