Ha ha Michael. Hilarious article. Here's some consistency from Romney for you...
Romney: Roe v. Wade has gone too far.
Romney: I believe that since Roe v. Wade has been the law for 20 years we should sustain and support it.
Romney: I think the minimum wage ought to keep pace with inflation.
Romney: There's no question raising the minimum wage excessively causes a loss of jobs.
Romney: I saw my father march with Martin Luther King.
Romney: I did not see it with my own eyes.
Romney: I respect and will protect a woman's right to choose.
Romney: I never really called myself pro-choice.
Romney: I like mandates. The mandates work.
Romney: I think it's unconstitutional on the 10th Amendment front.