Ha ha Michael. Hilarious article. Here's some consistency from Romney for you... Romney: Roe v. Wade has gone too far. Romney: I believe that since Roe v. Wade has been the law for 20 years we should sustain and support it. Romney: I think the minimum wage ought to keep pace with inflation. Romney: There's no question raising the minimum wage excessively causes a loss of jobs. Romney: I saw my father march with Martin Luther King. Romney: I did not see it with my own eyes. Romney: I respect and will protect a woman's right to choose. Romney: I never really called myself pro-choice. Romney: I like mandates. The mandates work. Romney: I think it's unconstitutional on the 10th Amendment front.