Democratic Playbook rule # 1843 : If you have nothing, make it up.
Newsflash : Mitt Romney acted like a teenager in High School. After numerous interviews and exhaustive analysis the democrat news network has found shocking evidence that Mitt Romney acted like a teenager while attending high school. Its suspected he may have even drank a soda and possibly smoked a cigarette. Although that is not yet confirmed by George Stephanapolous.
Page 345 : Obama considering releasing his cover page to his 3rd grade geographic essay. His position on this release of dramatic and highly sensitive information is still evolving at this time however. College transcripts, papers, and other life shaping information not seen as relevant to being President.