OBAMA ANNOUNCES RECESS APPOINTMENT! In a late Friday news dump, certain to go unnoticed by the state owned media, the White House announced the appointment of Elisabeth Warren as the new head of the Bureau of Indian Affairs. SPOX for the president, Andy Don'tCallMeBarry,He'sBarry Gibbs, said, "She's perfect for the job. We know she's, like, really really supersmart, because of the Harvard thing, and certainly she knowsw all about Indians. I mean, have you seen those cheekbones?" The President said, "We just have to make sure nobody is looking, because we don't think congress is really on recess..."