Little kid (left or right): 'Waaaa- that's not fair!'
Liberal parent: 'There, there. We'll sue the school/other kid/teacher/bully/government/lunch room lady/supermarket/toy maker to assure this NEVER happens again.'
Conservative parent: 'Life's not fair - get over it.'
In my 'scientific' opinion... we (conservatives) are more economical - with words : )