Come on Newt. You've got to stay in the race. Who cares if your not winning any delegates. It doesn't bother us if some pundits say you are more irelevant than Ron Paul. Perhaps you can sell some of Callista's Tiffany jewelry and drive an old beater car to the next speech. Maybe you could try that trick of yours and yell at the media. Then maybe the crowded might get fired up like those rednecks did that one time.
Yes, please keep going, because we all need a little humor in this campain. I guess the other thing you could do is bow out gracefully and endorse Romney like a real gentleman, but that wouldn't be as much fun as watching you wallow around, thinking you're somehow still important.