There is a scene in the movie "Glory" in which the colonel (Matthew Broderick) of an all-black army company during the Civil War has a private conversation with one of the ex-slave soldiers (Denzel Washington). The soldier points out that, if the North wins, the colonel gets to go back to his life of priviledge, and he asks, "What do I get?"
The colonel says, "I don't know. But you certainly won't get anything if we lose."
You're splitting hairs, Jonah. You're not going to get everything your conservative heart desires in a candidate, but parsing words to find things that are "worrisome" is not helpful. It's time to realize that Romney is a pretty good candidate who can win and stop dressing him down. You won't get anything if we lose.