Oh My: The Brutal Post-Debate Focus Group

So Sybil, is it true that Ray Ancle is haunting your pulsating, fevered brain and making you do the things that anger the men in the white coats and cause them to chase after you with black-jacks and truncheons so they can make you go night-night and carry you back to your funny farm home? Do Olive Hoyle, Otto Bismarck, Mark Fenty and Zapdoodat and others constantly battle with Ray for any say in what you do? Doesn’t Institutionalized Halfwit get angry and depressed when Ray Ancle suppresses Olive Hoyle and talks you into escaping the Happy Acres Sanitarium? Don’t let Ray suppress the other personalities who infest your twisted mind, listen to them, they’ll lead you back to your funny farm home where all of you can help grow...