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tuttletacoma Wrote: Jul 09, 2012 3:50 PM
buck o last night we were bored with the trio of independent lunatic, the color red and jizzmonkey I thought we were going to witness the fudger's follies
Buck O Wrote: Jul 09, 2012 4:16 PM
What a sad bunch. And the libbies wonder why they're always getting their azses kicked.

Well, it looks like the libertarians are mad at me again. Several of my libertarian readers have written to complain that my recent columns have been switching back and forth between making fun of homosexual rights activists and abortion rights activists. That must really make them angry because so many libertarians are homosexuals who need to have abortions. At any rate, I think I have identified the source of the problem and a possible solution.

What my libertarian readers fail to understand is that I simply write about the insanity that surrounds me here at the University of North Carolina at...