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Declare war on the Sun, now...
Yesterday, while speaking to the Environmentalist Defense Fund, Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta announced that ‘man-made’ Global Warming is now an issue of national security. Any reasonable person might ask why, and Panetta explains:
“The area of climate change has a dramatic impact on national security. Rising sea levels, severe droughts, the melting of the polar caps, the more frequent and devastating natural disasters all raise demand for humanitarian assistance and disaster relief.”
Rising sea levels will cause the United States to spend more money in aid, thus hurting our national security? Panetta fails to connect the dots...
Newly coined phrase joins the rest of the "War On Whatever" list. Full credit to you Truncheon for a good funny.
Thank you very much for the laughter! :D