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Asteroids, Polar Bear Cannibalism Lead to Global Warming, or, uh, Something Bad

True Conservative! Wrote: Feb 16, 2013 12:00 PM
Actually, there are plans to deflect such objects!
rickmcq Wrote: Feb 16, 2013 12:28 PM
I would be in favor of firing Liberals from cannons towards the asteroids in hopes of eliminating at least one of the problems.

The most pathetic part of the whole episode was that I knew that I would find it is soon as I saw the headlines and read the stories.

“A meteor streaked across the sky and exploded over central Russia on Friday,” reported Reuters, “sending fireballs crashing to earth which shattered windows and damaged buildings, injuring more than 500 people. People heading to work in Chelyabinsk heard what sounded like an explosion, saw a bright light and then felt a shockwave, according to a Reuters correspondent in the industrial city 950 miles east of Moscow.”

While reading headlines about...