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20 Reasons You Just Might Be A Liberal (2012 Election Edition)

Tom2568 Wrote: Oct 02, 2012 9:54 PM
I believe you are too ignorant to see that either Obama lied when he said he would defend the DOMA, or that he changed his mind to win votes and campaign money from GLBTs. The "evolving" thing is BS. But then you wouldn't care either way anyway, would you?

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you just might be a liberal if...

1) You get extremely upset about the idea of the government coming into our bedrooms unless it's to give everyone free birth control.

2) You believe that people who hold the exact same position on gay marriage that Barack Obama did last year are horrible bigots who are unfit to hold office.

3) You think that Mitt Romney, who has raked leaves for old people, helped a dying child with his will, and paid for college educations for kids who became quadriplegics in...