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Saturday Night Live Skit Mocks ISIS

Tinsldr2 Wrote: Mar 01, 2015 8:52 PM
classic In fact, we received over 475 calls alone regarding this man: M'Balz Es-Hari. We also received information on such nefarious terrorists such as Graabir Boubi, and Haid D'Salaami and.. let this be a message to you, Haid D'Salaami: we will not play your dangerous games We are also currently searching for a man we believe to be a Al Queda leutinant: Hous Bin Pharteen, his cousin I-Bin Pharteen, and their close companion I-Zheet M'Drurz. Question over there? Reporter #1: Is there a way to identify Hous Bin Pharteen? Craig Fenson: Ah.. our operatives have picked up his scent. Also, according to our intelligence, he is targeting gas refineries, fertilizer plants, and, oddly enough, baked bean canneries. He is a silent, but deadly killer. Reporter #2: What can you tell us about I-Zheet M'Drurz? (pronounced I sheet ma-draws) Craig Fenson: We're told that, when he was fleeing the scene of his last attack, he left skidmarks. He is extremely dangerous. Our sources say that he is planning on attacking the New York City sewer system with what we believe it is to be a dirty bomb. Reporter #3: Do you have any other names you're willing to release? Craig Fenson: Yes! Please call our hotline at once if you have any information on the following men: Shaif Hirboush.. Al-Suq Akweer.. Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr. I hope I got that right! Awan Afuqya.. Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch.. Apul Madeek - who we believe will be targeting adult bookstores sometime in the near future. And this man, the notorious Yuliqa M'Diq, A.K.A. Uwana M'Diq, A.K.A. Usuqa M'Diq. Uh.. thank you, that is all, and, "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
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Saturday Night Live Skit Mocks ISIS

Tinsldr2 Wrote: Mar 01, 2015 8:45 PM
Skit was hilarious , i wouldnt drive a Toyota but their commercial was touching. I rarely watch SNL but have been watching since the 70s and if you dont like this type thing dont watch but it is the type of skit they always do.....
Anyone surprised ?? Walker Wins but the audience there is heavily weighted libertarian and doesn't reflect a good sample of average Republican voters
I am not sure it was "libs" very possibly the "ron paul" crowd
Go live in a cave. “Do you support amnesty, and as president would you sign a bill that give amnesty?” He said NO but because you don’t know what AMNESTY means you think that means YES “Will you support and sign a bill the over haul the tax system? IE- replace the progressive income tax with a flat, or national sales tax.” I support this, most Americans Do NOT. Keeping tax lower on all Americans is the best we can do. “Will you support and sign a bill that eliminates 50% of the department in DC? IE- IRS, EPA, HUD, Import-Export bank, Dept of ED, the list is to long for this thread.” That’s just stupid. Most Americans do not want that again and he would not win an election running on it. Again best we can do is shrink those agencies in expenditures and scope. He will run in 2016 not 1816. Again I am for getting rid of those agencies but it is not realistic. “Will you support, and sign a bill that crushes the public sector unions at all federal departments? “ He did in WI “Will you support and sign a bill that reorganizes, and sets limits on the federal courts?” That is the Constitution and requires an amendment which he does not sign We know you will support Hillary by not voting for the Republican that wins the Primary. And while I might agree with your ideas a candidate will not win , and congress wont pass the things you say.
Go live in a cave. “Do you support amnesty, and as president would you sign a bill that give amnesty?” He said NO but because you don’t know what AMNESTY means you think that means YES “Will you support and sign a bill the over haul the tax system? IE- replace the progressive income tax with a flat, or national sales tax.” I support this, most Americans Do NOT. Keeping tax lower on all Americans is the best we can do. “Will you support and sign a bill that eliminates 50% of the department in DC? IE- IRS, EPA, HUD, Import-Export bank, Dept of ED, the list is to long for this thread.” That’s just stupid. Most Americans do not want that again and he would not win an election running on it. Again best we can do is shrink those agencies in expenditures and scope. He will run in 2016 not 1816. Again I am for getting rid of those agencies but it is not realistic. “Will you support, and sign a bill that crushes the public sector unions at all federal departments? “ He did in WI “Will you support and sign a bill that reorganizes, and sets limits on the federal courts?” That is the Constitution and requires an amendment which he does not sign We know you will support Hillary by not voting for the Republican that wins the Primary. And while I might agree with your ideas a candidate will not win , and congress wont pass the things you say.
Great idea, so tell me, I never heard of this thing called impeachment . How many Senate votes does it take to remove from office? We cant even stop an illegal EO In the senate , and you think we can impeach?
Pacifists should want embassies because that is instrumental in trade and peaceful negotiations getting worked out and a sign we are NOT at war. I think Woz is an ignorant fuktard
like some conquering Neanderthal. ...... Almost ALL countries have embassies around the world . Our first Embassy was 1778 and we were not Conquering France at that time
I wonder if he wants fig leaves on the statue of David and a Toga on the top half of the Venus de Milo?
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