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The Progressive Bible

ThousandLaces Wrote: Apr 06, 2013 5:47 PM
And Eve was made from Adam's rib. Eve would have had the same DNA Adam did. Eve would have been a man. Looks like god made Adam and Steve after all. The Bronze Age goat herders who wrote that story were ignorant of the existence of DNA, so I get how they could have fallen for that story. But people living in the 21st Century!?

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