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I agree, let's talk about this obammi the commi. What do you say. How many jobs have you ever created in the private sector? How many real jobs have you actually held? And what about that birth certificate there sunshine? Since your grandparents, mother, and first mentor were communist, is that why you have always relied on the government for everything you've ever done or had? What about this obammi the commi. Can you actually explain these items without lying?
This is the case Mitt Romney should be making every single day:
The Obama campaign pretends that they want to make Romney's record at Bain Capital an issue. They don't. They want to make their version of his record at Bain an issue. Unfortunately for them, their version has been throughly discredited by fact-checkers. The former CEO should welcome the opportunity to compare his record in venture capitalism (starting and saving businesses, creating tens...
I'l answer your questions succinctly, to help the prog avoid brain strain. So, without further ado;
1. Zero.
2. 1 - 2
3. It's real because my sycophants say so.
4. Yes.
5. No.
That should just about cover it.