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I need deodorant and soap, too. If you don't buy them for me, then you MUST HATE WOMEN! RACISTS!! (Those green strappy Jimmy Choo sandals with the blue flower on the toe? I *need* those, too. If you don't buy them for me, you must hate vaginas. Obviously.)
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The Patriotism of Prosperity

The Original Alice Wrote: Aug 13, 2014 11:04 AM
People don't form corporations for the sole purpose of paying taxes?! That's crazy talk! Radical right-winger Tea Party jibberish! (Carson for Prez - Yesss!)
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Let Boys Be Boys this Summer

The Original Alice Wrote: Aug 04, 2014 11:23 PM
I gave the "Girls" book to a young lady back then. ..but I wanted to keep it for myself.
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Menstrual Activism

The Original Alice Wrote: Jul 28, 2014 12:38 AM
"Period!" LOL Especially funny after Obama's constant [mis]use of the word!
All but four members of our maintenance staff and cleaning crew at the school where I teach were let go last year, and maintenance, cleaning, and landscaping companies were hired in their stead. That's [almost] ALL of the blue collar labor (save the cafeteria workers) fired. No jobs. All were men and women of color (Black and Latino). "How's that hope and change working for you, probable-Democrats?" Yes, it was due to the coming healthcare coverage requirements, I learned. Our accountants saw the writing on the wall, and took pre-emptive action. Epilogue: A guy from the hired company turned out to be selling drugs to our students and stealing money from students' and teachers' bags and purses. (He was caught and led away in handcuffs.) GREAT replacement, that company - over the families we'd employed for decades. "Thanks, Obama!"
Some body else read Schaeffer, I see. And that's a good thing.
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You Bet This is Swiftboating

The Original Alice Wrote: Jun 19, 2014 3:41 PM
Yes! One of her very best (and she has *many*). I just LOL'd very loudly!!
Hahahaha! Great answer! (And profoundly sad, too.)
"So, if these allegations prove to be true, it is dishonorable, it is disgraceful, and I won’t tolerate it period.” Just like, "If you like your doctor/plan, you can keep your doctor/plan. PERIOD." Pretty sure he doesn't know what that "period" thing means. He also left out the ubiquitous, "Make no mistake about it..." And the ol' "...and I will find out whoever is responsible and hold them accountable" refrain, too. I can pretty much write his [composed-of-pure-lies] speeches myself.
Wait - They're saying the Village People - the first openly mega-gay group - is racist? So, like, the PC Police hate homosexuals now?!? My brain hurts. Re: the camel. Were he to be speaking in a Middle Easter accent, I could see the point (if I squint really hard to look). But they very clearly, very obviously made him with a Joe Blow, pure American accent. So can koala bears never be used again because that's offensive to Australians? Or a panda, because all Asians must take offense? And shoot that Taco Bell chihuahua NOW.
That's a tough one. The idea is indeed repugnant, but the fact is that there will be many visitors who WILL WANT a memento. I guarantee this. And if the museum doesn't provide the ability to buy one (with the proceeds - I'm assuming - going to the families of survivors), then the NYC street "entrepreneurs" will print up t-shirts and hats themselves - and keep ALL of the profits. Like I said - this is tough.
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