I remember the Clinton-era bumper sticker: "Only in America does a decorated veteran sleep in the streets while a draft- dodger sleeps in the White House." And Obozo makes me miss Bubba.

Other doofuses don't have the sense to duck...

Oh, well, the Russians under Stalin and the Chinese under Mao didn't realize how good they had it. Some of them persisted in being "ungovernable" and paid the proper price.

They'll be OLD! Don't you have any brilliant young leaders like Anthony Snausage and Debbie Washerwoman-Schlutz?

I thought Speedicut is Bastiat.

I liked Perry, Bachmann and Cain. I don't give a hoot what the pederasts want to do in private, but when they want to put their slimy hands on my grand kids they're on notice they are subject to being shredded with buckshot. That being said, issues of the economy, national security (DADT and Bradley Manning aside), and political corruption have little to do with the gay agenda. One of these days I'll trot out my Gus Grissom conspiracy theory but until then sometimes a cigar is only a cigar...

In the immortal words of Clint Eastwood, frankly, sir, you're beginning to bore me. You see queers on every corner and that's as old as Herr Herrmann seeing joooos under the bed. Neither of you get it-it's the Jewish Homosexuals you gotta watch for. Bawney's Fwank and David Geffen...

It would probably star Will Smith as Obozo and Stedman Graham as Holder and they would be the heroes.

Even those of us in the vanishing middle class own "assault rifles."

Paparazzi are the liberal equivalent of Airborne Rangers, Recon Marines and SEAL operators apparently with the physical credentials to match.