In response to:

Psalm 666: The State Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want

He could do a tutorial on what happened back in 1620 when the Pilgrims tried it and many died of starvation. Maybe some of the nincompoop Progs trolling this site will learn a thing or two...NAH, they are too thick int haid to understand the truth.

A Psalm of Obama

(To be sung by children, K-12, every morning of their seven-day school week.)*

The State is my shepherd,

I shall not want.

It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.

It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.

It restores my soul through its control.

It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.

Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,

I will fear no evil,

For Barack...