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Roberts' Ruling Took Guts

suz Wrote: Jul 01, 2012 3:39 AM
after my usual 5 or 6 wiki-def look-ups whenever i read mr. goldberg, i'm still just as pis_ed off and frustrated as i was before the piece. but i love ya jonah.

Why not just cut open a goat and be done with it?

In ancient Rome, a special kind of priest called a haruspex would "read" the entrails of sheep to divine the will of the gods, the health of the growing season, or whatever else was weighing on the minds of men. Because animal guts don't, in fact, impart that much information about, say, next year's wheat harvest, the haruspices (called "auspices" in Latin -- from which we get the English word) could pretty much make it up as they went along. The same went for the auguries (priests who studied...