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Celebrate Earth Day by Expanding Our Carbon Footprint

Stan Marsh's Grampa Wrote: Apr 20, 2013 3:16 AM
I have some kinda fast snowmobiles that only get about 8mpg on premium. It is just over fifty cents a mile, but your arms hurt from hanging on.

Every year I celebrate Earth Day with tips and ideas on how readers can expand their carbon footprint.  Below you’ll find the newest, top ten ways I recommend to expand your carbon footprint on May 22nd, 2013 Anno Domini.

10) Take unnecessary trips in your electric car.

Run that battery down to nothing. Electric cars need fuel and that fuel comes from power plants run mostly on coal. There’s no quicker way to expand your carbon footprint than using that “green” car and powering it up nightly.

9) Use a Metro Light Rail system instead of your...