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Charisma, Country and Crying Uncle

sqrt(cos(180)) Wrote: Oct 04, 2012 5:39 PM
No doubt you think you're a wit; I'd say you're half right.

Desk sergeant: You mean to say you got no identification at all? 
Jack Burns: That's right. 
Desk sergeant: No draft card, no social security, no discharge? No insurance, no driver's license, no nothing? 
Jack Burns: No nothing. 
Desk sergeant: Look, cowboy, you can't go around with no identification. It's against the law. How are people going to know who you are? 
Jack Burns: I don't need a card to figure out who I am. I already know. 

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