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Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea

SpaceVegetable Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 2:43 PM
Muscles are not everything. In roles where they are the main need, then sure, make certain that the same parameters are met by both genders. But there are a lot of roles that don't depend on brute strength.

Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).

First off, if you truly want to eviscerate the enemy—namely Muslims—then I propose sending the most nerve grating and foul women Hollywood has to offer straight into hot zones as our forward armies. I’m a thinkin’ starting off with Roseanne Barr, Joy...