Entering and/or remaining in the country employing illegal means, document fraud, forgery, tax evasion or identity fraud/theft... Maybe the correct term should be "Career Criminal"? Although I don't know why that would make them feel any better about themselves than "Illegal Immigrant" would. Go figure...

So...why not recognize a polygamist marriage?

If the thought of this fellow gives you nightmares, read the article again. It is reasonable to assume that he's not the only one out there doing this, and he was only discovered by accident. Sleep tight.

It doesn't matter. A monster is a monster, regardless of age, sex, or ethnicity.

It was replaced with: "First, clear the check".

Poe's Law may be in effect here.

In other news: Ron Paul's political career is still dead.

I understand the gist of your statement, but they weren't Angles or Saxons. They didn't invade Briton until roughly the reign of Valentinian III or Majorian (that is off the top of my head - I would have to look it up).

Looks like another opportunity for the black market. Or, perhaps, Tribal Ammo Stores next to the Smoke Shops.

Quality Assurance Testing

"At this point I'd be happy with Spartacus" --- Not such a good choice. Spartacus did not survive his rebellion and, in the end, it accomplished nothing but the burnishment of Marcus Licinius Crassus' career (and the death of the Republic).