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This Won’t End End Well: Obama Giveth X and Taketh Away 7.6 Percent More

shubi_ Wrote: Mar 08, 2013 7:42 AM
He banned salt, too! That will kill many people in the summer from fluid imbalance, between the lack of liquids from big gulps and lack of salt.

Unemployment at six week low! Manufacturing hits one-and-a-half year high! Dollar trades at six-month-high! North Sea oil offered at three-month low! Oil rises to two month high! Treasury bond yield hits one-month low on fears over Italy! Sun rises fastest in last 23 hours and 50…ah…err…um…ahem….

OK; scratch that last one because unlike the other new highs or lows trumpeted by the press in our real-life examples, the LAST one is just SILLY.

The others are silly too, but they are more than just silly; they are deceptive. And they mean to be deceptive too.

Let’s look...