Complaints Mount Against Michelle Obama’s New Lunch Menu

Glad you could get out. Some can't. If you haven't seen the meals now, let me assure you they are still appalling. In this district, you can't send a lunch because lunch inspectors paw through the food. If they don't think your lunch is good enough, you aren't allowed to eat it. I am not kidding here. I'm not talking about pixie sticks on bread, either, though since it's a free country that shouldn't be an issue. We're talking about whole wheat crackers, cheddar cheese, peanut butter, applesauce, and skim milk, at least that was one of the meals I was told wasn't good enough.