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Courageous Pennsylvania School Officials Nab 5-Year Old Terrorist

shedrick Wrote: Jan 20, 2013 8:10 AM
Matel Toys tried having the kids hold fans and hoops to make bubbles, but the fans kept injuring the children. We should probably ban "hide & seek" as it promotes secretive behavior. Then we should ban "tag" as it promotes touching and violates personal space philosophies. In fact, we should just drug all childlike behavior and innocence out of them and make them zombies by age 5.

It appears that my contest between the United States and United Kingdom for the most inane government policy how has to be augmented by a new contest between Maryland and Pennsylvania.

Just yesterday, I mocked Maryland officials for suspending two little boys for the horrific crime of playing cops and robbers (and noted that this is not the first time such stupidity has been displayed by Maryland school officials).

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