It was the Puss in Boots eyes.
If you've seen the "Shrek" movies or the spin-off cartoon starring the storybook cat voiced by Antonio Banderas, you know what I'm talking about. Whenever Puss in Boots really needs something from someone, he flashes these enormous kitten eyes that melt anyone in their path. Whenever my daughter really wants something, she tries to lay them on me, and I have to say, "Stop trying to give me the Puss in Boots eyes ... you can't have chocolate cake for dinner."
I knew Barack Obama was miserable...
He's the story book man allright, ever since oprah sold his sorry butt like one of her books, trouble is it's all fiction. The facts behind his "story" have been witheld from the very people he works for, it's a story for sure, a horror story worthy of Poe.
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or maybe she's declined and would prefer to lay low since he has been less than the black savior she pumped him up to be...