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Thanksgiving Day: TV Size Matters in Intercourse with Wife

Scrap Iron in Texas Wrote: Nov 19, 2012 1:06 AM
What we need is an EyePad. It is a small TV shaped like a contact lens. You put it n your eye, and you can see NOTHING but the mini-screen on your eye. Ear buds complete your seclusion experience.

Thanksgiving is the time of the year that true sports fans live for. A time when turkey roasts on every hearth; when most football teams still have a chance for glory; a time when even Mitt Romney and Ron Paul can think they still have a shot. Next time.

And most true, red-blooded Americans know of only one thing that can make this special American holiday time of year even more special: a much larger TV.

Since our friendly federal government has thoughtfully changed us all over to digital television, it means that our TVs can be larger, more life-like,...

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