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Texas Secession to be Reviewed by White House

SageAdvice68 Wrote: Nov 13, 2012 8:25 AM
How many of you heard that Barack Obutthole is taking a look at replacing Leon Panetta, Secretary of Defense with the horse faced self promoting, pussified Gigolo, HoChiMinh Kerry as his new Secretary of Defense? How about Jane Fonda to replace the PIAPS as Secretary of State? How about Bill Ayers to be his new Secretary of Commerce? Would this in fact be anything other than Barack Obutthole once again shooting all Americans a great big middle finger?
Illbay Wrote: Nov 13, 2012 10:02 AM
But John Kerry served in Vietnam!

You know that, right?
Arby Wrote: Nov 13, 2012 8:36 AM
These are appropriate and fitting appointments for Barack. But -- I think a place really needs to be made for Sean Penn. Perhaps as secretary of education, or a new positon -- secretary of idealistic thinking. And what about Hugo Chavez as the new Business czar -- he'd be a natural.
SageAdvice68 Wrote: Nov 13, 2012 8:40 AM
Spot on....LOL!!

After all, Barack Obutthole did tell Putin he would have much more "flexibility" during his second term.
DB07 Wrote: Nov 13, 2012 10:37 AM
Chavez?? But he wasn't even BORN here! oh, bad!

The idea of Texas seceding from the Union is a long time joke, but a secession petition on has received enough signatures to be seriously reviewed by the White House.


This isn't quite the equivalent of the Declaration of Independence, but in the digital age, you could say it's similar.

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