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18) Obama, the first-ever black president of the U.S, has singlehandedly improved black - white race relations and united all racial groups in harmony (except for a few well-intentioned but misinformed urban youths who continue to play their innocuous "knockout" game.
17) Obama has magically turned the richest, most productive country on the face of this planet into the world's largest debtor nation history has ever seen.
16) Obama has done more to boost the value of teleprompter company stocks than any other President in U.S. history.
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